OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they are very large mammals, their throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that whales could not swallow a human; it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah" The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

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